So, you came back to see the photos from my visit to the coop, did you?
Well....the yolk's on you, my friend!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!
How do you know when a chicken is under arrest?
She's wearing hencuffs!
What do you get from a drunk chicken?
Scotch eggs!
It’s erotic if you’re using a feather.
It’s kinky if you’re using the whole chicken.
The turtle lays thousands of eggs without anyone knowing, but when the hen lays an egg, the entire neighborhood is informed.
How did the chicken end up in the soup pot?
The farmer's wife told her it was a chicken jacuzzi.
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
Why does a rooster watch TV?
For Hentertainment!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cockadoodle.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up?
An Alarm Cluck!
How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday?
Eat him on Saturday!
(I don't think Sid thought that was very funny, do you?)
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
The Outside!
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs!
(Awww. Look at my poor molting hens. They look so scruffy and bedraggled.)
What did the chicken do when she saw a bucket of fried chicken?
She kicked the bucket!
What do you call a chicken with a disability?
Hendicapped!
(Poor Suzy with her nekked butt in the middle of winter! Molt is tough on a chicken. I can't help but imagine how embarassing it must be to have to run around half nekked once a year, whether you like it or not.)
How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.
(Unless they're not seeing eye-to-eye, like Mr. and Mrs. Cotton. hehe!)
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because she was chicken!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A Yolk Book!!
See! I told you, the yolk was on you! lol!
If you have chickens, are they in the middle of molt and looking as scruffy as mine? And are your hens still giving you eggs? We're currently only getting between 1-8 eggs a day from our 15 hens. Our girls aren't quite pulling their weight now, and the roosters never do. But at least they look a whole lot better than our scruffy hens! hehe
Come back soon when I share the photos from my visit with the horses!
From the Tower of,
41 comments :
oh Lisa...those were a cackle-up...thanks for giving me a chuckle. enjoyed the post. take care my friend ^..^
Groooaaaan!
The sky is falling!
Dan
Whuahahahaaaa!! I love all the jokes!! They were great! And I was so glad to see my man Sid!! I love him. I think I might buy a rooster just like him.
I am glad you got out to see your chickens. They are all so cute. I love their personalities.
Too funny.........cackle!!
I thought the chicken who saw a bucket of chicken cried "Fowl!"
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
That was so funny I loved them all plus I needed a bit of cheering up :)
Two of my poor/silly chooks are sitting on eggs together in over 45 degrees heat. If nothing comes from these eggs in the next few days I think I will get them off them, I know it would be sad but they have been sitting there over the 21 days and the heat is a bit much I think.
Lisa!
When you have your chickens up like this, I call my man into the room. Your chickens are facinating to us!
We both thought the white-is it "Mr. And Mrs Cotton"? They looked so absolutley soft! And they were right next to the white mini mancha "Latte" Now , my man wnats one of those too! I loved this!
Thanks for the hearty yolks!
KK
My hens don't quite molt like that where they have bald spots. They look scruffy, yes, but not large patches of skin showing.
Mine aren't molting yet. Probably too cold still here. Give them a month or so...
Glad that you made it out to the hen house, and what a great set of pictures! Love them all!
Great yolks. lol. We have no eggs. Weather is starting to get better so maybe soon.I love your polish guy! Don't tell my hubby. lol
At the farm the eggS are making a come back. No noticable moulting yet.
After having an over night guest unfamiliar with a farm, I was asked what time the roosters went off in the morning.
Thanks, I needed a laugh today!
I love your chickens! I don't have any chickens yet. My neighbors want us to get some but I am not ready yet! I haven't had any since I was a kid.
Great pics! Not so great yolks...I mean jokes.
My hens don't and never did lose very many feathers during molting season. At least not all at once. Mine never had bare spots from molting. Perhaps different breeds molt differently?
What beautiful chickens, I've never seen any like that, I guess because I've always lived in the city or suburbs. Liked your puns.
*groan* Lisa!
Those were great shots, and you have some lovely chickens there! And since i know nothing about them aside from the fact that I like eggs, I will continue to appreciate yours and learn from you here!
Those were terrible jokes! But good pictures. Looks like a nice visit for you. Mine aren't molting yet but they just started laying less than a month ago so I know it is way too soon.
Ohhhhh, groaning with the others! But you made me smile, so it was worth it! I'm also fascinated by the amazing varieties of chickens - such beautiful birds.
I'm glad you got out!!!
Nancy in Atlanta
Glad to hear you managed to escape for a while. You do have some lovely chickens, although Sid definitely has my heart. I always fall for the bad boys.
Teeheehee!!!
I am surprised that your poor clukcs are molting in the middle of winter. They must be freezing...lol!!!
You know, I cannot remember if egg production slows down when they molt or not. I do remember the chickens on my parents farm having periods of low production, but I don't remember why.
I am not much help, am I???
Love the "fro" chickens! Love 'em! Thanks so much for sending your friends and their well wishes my way! Keep healing well yourself!
You so crazy!! Glad to hear it sounds like you are feeling a wee bit happier :))
Oh, and I got my awesomely cool new warm purple hat :)) I have to get some pictures of me with it on (groan) so I can post it :)) Thank you so, so much.
Thanks for entering my giveaway and stopping by my blog! But you are in big trouble!!! All those pics of your animals on here and not one pic of Oreo??? Hello, the dog, llamas, chickens and sheep made it! Where's Oreo? hehe! I want to see him!!!!
Have a fabulous Monday!
~Abigail
PS: I have family in New Mexico :)
Love the chicken pics, mine usually molt in the fall and stop laying for a bit.
Lisa, great pictures! I love chickens. My neighbors have 3 hens -- in a fairly urban area, so this is pretty unusual, but apparently it's legal. Now one of my best friends is thinking of getting some too. I wish I could too but I don't think hubby would go for it. ;o)
Oh poor sweet baby!!! I have been so very worried about you spending so much time alone up there in your tower, idle time and all that. I've heard that too much time spent alone and without proper ventilation can cause some very startling hallucinogenic episodes. Please seek help my dear!! There are so many people who love you and care deeply who do not want you going bonkers. We would miss you my little friend. There are many avenues at your disposal for help. Please do not delay for I can tell that you have lost it and are crying out for help in your anguished mental state. Remember...you are not alone. We only want to help you.
:) haa haa hee heee ho ho ho hee hee I crack myself up!!
You silly willy!!
You know what your woolies would say?
"Those jokes are baa-aad" lol
HAHA those are all so funny!
Bibbi started laying one little pale egg a day again about a month or 2 after we got her back, and now, suddenly, Survivor the Ameraucana is laying a big (HUGE) green egg a day, too! It's quite nice. :)
We're getting new chicks this week, though...so more eggs in a few months! :D
Bwahhahahahaha. You are a hoot!
I love the chicken pics - most of mine molted already but I have one late molting Buffy who looks like yours - PITIFUL!!!!!
And yes, my rooster looks beautiful....
Deanna
You are doing better than me in the egg department. My hens are finishing up molting and I got my first egg yesterday since Christmas. Today I found three. Get back to work girls!
Great Photos! I'm going to show them to my kids.
Gosh Lisa, I didn't know you were struggling too! Leg injuries are not compatible with farming, are they? Thanks for the comment on my blog. It's good to know there are people out there thinking of us. We are thinking of you too. Hopefully by the height of the season both you and Chris will be skipping around with no problems.
Oh Lisa, I'm glad I stopped by here today! Your Chicken "Yokes" gave me a much needed laugh, and I love all the pictures of your beautifl hens and roosters.
I'm glad you're feeling better and able to get out and take those wonderful pictures:)
Linda
Add my honorary award to your list of repeat friendship awards. :o) I couldn't help it, I love your blog!
I LOVE all of your chicken pictures! (that sounds like some kind of meal doesnt it?) Mr and Mrs Cotton are my favorite! I have a terrible secret though.... I am scared of chickens. I love to look at them and think they are really pretty and neat but I squeel and giggle a little if I have to touch one! Sorry... cant help it!
I would only giggle a little if I had to touch one of the Cottons.
Waaa-waa-waa-waa..... (that's my horn imitation) I just finally got all my chickie's locked up in my coop from when they were hatched in November. Hopefully, after I keep them in there a week or so and let them back out, they'll come back in the evenings to roost. Any good reading suggestions for an ignorant chicken owner?
Oh Lisa....those jokes are "da bomb"!!!! Gonna put a link on my new chicken blog to your post.
Got one more for ya!
What do you call it when chickens dance??
Scratch-dance (ya know, "Flashdance") Ok, maybe that one wasn't so funny. Guess you'd need a photo to go with it.
www.crazyforthecountry.com
Love the pictures of Phyllis and all her friends! The 'yolks' were cute even if they were corny.
Take care.
Wow you have a lot of breeds, are some of them speckled sussex? I seen polish and wyandottes too! I used to sell chicks at the local feed store, I ordered them all, but rarely got to see them all grown up. How many breeds do you have?
you never cease to make me laugh when i log onto your blog! That was great! Hey I'm glad your PT is going better! Good for you! And all the encouragement you have recieved from friends has helped you a long the way I'm sure! Did you know you were loved that much??? LOL glad you are well and your sense of humor is going strong!
Pretty punny, I tell ya! You are too much, my friend!! Have you talked to the doctor about maybe easing up on your pain meds?? ;)
Loved the jokes.
Well, obviously your funny bone didn't break in your fall from your horse! hee!
Our chickens are a year old this month, and haven't molted yet. Their egg production has slowed down a bit in the last month, but not nearly as much as yours. Are your egg clients going into withdrawal?
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