Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Victoria’s Chicken Catalog

 

At the request of Ed from Thoughts from the Road Blog that I do more frequent posts that include my chickens, I have come up with some chicken eye candy for him (and everyone) to enjoy. I introduce to you for your viewing pleasure:

The Victoria’s Chicken Catalog

Why is it that only tall, skinny, half-naked beauties get all the attention?

These buxom, feather bottomed, curvaceous beaked hens can rock the runway and look sexy, too!

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Just look at the curves on this beautiful lady! And she knows how to wear a little sparkle and bling, too!

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These pretty ladies spend hours making sure every last feather, fluff and curl are just perfect…and they love to show it all off!

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Doesn’t this girl look beautiful in her soft, fluffy angora sweater?

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This gorgeous lady is quite exotic looking.

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Hey, it’s Twins!

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Oh my! And Triplets, too!

 

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And a whole flock of Bathing Beauties!

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This diva sure knows how to show off her sexy bed head.

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And yes, blondes really do have more fun!

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This older lady still looks lovely in all of her sparkle and bling!

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This hot babe is sleek, dark and sexy! 

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This fun chick is showing off her gorgeous wavy locks with a few flippy, flirty accents.

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Sometimes the ladies like to leave a little something to the imagination.

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This diva sure knows how to show off her Bette Davis bedroom eyes. “Hey there Sexy!”

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And a fluffy, swishy, puffy bottom says it all….sexy!

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I hope you enjoyed our very first edition of Victoria’s Chicken Catalog!



25 comments :

Ed said...

LOL! You made my day, This should be titled " The Real Chicks of Laughing Orca Ranch" :-))

small farm girl said...

I couldnt agree more. Thanks for the laughs.

Cheryl Ann said...

How cute! I just love your chickens! Are they okay after the snow storm?

Unknown said...

Love it!

Sherry Sikstrom said...

well you know I am not a big fan of chickens , but yours are awfully good looking , and I know they are sweet to handle. Guess I should have met yours first

WishIHadAHorsey said...

Awesome! Those are too cute.

Once Upon an Equine said...

Va Va Va Voom! Now, that's a catalog I'd happily display on my coffee table.

cdncowgirl said...

Very cute! What kind of chicken is hen #2?

Caitlin said...

I giggled. We have 30 something young chickens going through to molting stage here and its fun to watch them run about. Chickens are great and you have quite a variety of characters!

Dom said...

Love seeing all the different shapes and colors.

Gail said...

Fantastic!!! I am glad I checked in, I thought you had hung up your blogging hat, and here you are in all your humourous glory.

Did I say how glad I am to see you??

Kate/High Altitude Gardening said...

Wow! That one gal made me think... I'm too sexy for my head!

Reddunappy said...

LOL Cute girls!!

lisa said...

That is quite the flock! They are lovin the attention!

Crystal said...

haha very cute, love the angora one, looks so soft

Paint Girl said...

This is just too cute! I love it and I think all the chickens are fabulous!!

Linda said...

Gees, I never knew chickens could be so fun...and complex! You've got a hollywood style flock of poultry there.

Anonymous said...

Loved seeing your chickens again. They are all so beautiful. Also enjoyed seeing Apache and you in yor header. :)

mrscravitz said...

Awe! Love the new catalog, and, I, too look forward to more! Very cute!

Laughing Orca Ranch said...

#2 is a Speckled Sussex

~Lisa

DesertHen said...

Loved the post! Your "girls" really know how to rock the runway! =)

KD said...

I've always enjoyed the pics of your chicks! Thanks ! ~ KD

Desert Rose said...

Wonderful pictures...loved your comments!

Grey Horse Matters said...

Love it!

lilyrose said...

You have some gorgeous girls there! So glad I just popped in to see if you posted again! Yay! :)