Tuesday, December 30, 2008

When it Rains....it Pours....

Looks like we have another addition here at Convalescent Camp.
Yes, things improved quite a bit after my stepmom and my Dad packed up and left. But my stepmom left behind a broken garbage disposal, after stuffing it with large food scraps and meat grease. She told hubby about it, but not me. Hubby said she was afraid I'd get angry.
(Ya think?)

We now fear what we may find in our septic system, and will probably need it pumped out so all those solids don't clog our drainage pipes going into the drainage field.

Oh. And our jaws dropped when we checked our propane tank after they left, too. We had just had it filled before they arrived, and in less than a week, we dropped down 25%!!!How does THAT happen?

I knew it was hotter than a Deep South August day in my house, and I kept yelling downstairs for someone to turn down the heat. Did anyone listen? No. And when John was at work I had no way to crawl downstairs to check the thermostat, but 'someone' was cranking it up every afternoon right after my hubby left for work and keeping the gas fireplace on all day long, too.

I suppose my Dad and Stepmom figured since we didn't pay for the propane, it was just free to waste.

Oh. And after a week of eating my stepmom's food, hubby, who has a very sensitive stomach from a shunt that drains fluids, into his stomach, from his brain, is once again sick. He knows to take it easy eating the food she makes, but he forgot yet again, so he's been suffering from frequent panic-stricken runs to the potty day and night since Sunday. Nice.

Oh. And hubby just got home, started grumbling, 'cause my one 11 yr old twinling, Jem, had poured the bagged Crock Pot Chicken and Dumpling Mix into the main compartment, the one with the electric coils. The one you're not supposed to get wet. From my bed, I had walked him through the cooking directions earlier, directing him to wash the inner pot before placing it inside the main compartment.

Well, apparently he got confused. He didn't wash the inner pot at all. He dunked the entire crock pot into the sink for washing...electric coils, cord and all. And then after that task was completed, he poured all the bagged Crock Pot mix into it.

Not good. Crock Pot destroyed.

Well, that's two appliances buried in the electronics cemetary in one week. With the rate we're murdering appliances here, just imagine the death count by the time I'm actually back on my feet again.


Oh. Back to the main reason for this post.........Something odd happened the other night. We heard a very loud coyote caucus right outside our windows. Believing the coyotes to have possibly caught our barn cat, who is supposed to know better than to leave the barn at night. Oreo has only been a barn cat for a few months, his choice, after he started peeing in the house and fighting with our other kitty Javalina, and just being more ornery then usual.
He's been very happy outside. When we tried to bring him inside a few times, he'd hiss, growl and try to get back out again.

But in the morning he showed up at the door with a swollen paw, and willingly allowed himself to be picked up by hubby and carried up to my bed. I worked as a Vet tech many years ago, so I checked him thoroughly. It looks like my kitty tore out a dewclaw and possibly sprained a toe. Probably from frantically climbing through a juniper tree to escape the coyotes.

He also looks to have absessed, as puss and a little blood is oozing out.
Oreo has control of his 'wrist' joint, though it's tender. His gums are nice and pink, and he's eating, drinking and peeing like normal, so that's good. And he's able to jump up and down from my bed, too.

But I called our vet for advice and to find out when we could bring him. Of course they are closed (why do injuries in my house always seem to happen on a holiday?). The Vet contacted me right away, and said she could meet me at the clinic if we pay the After-Hours fee of $100.00, but she recommended, since the absess is draining on it's own, that we soak it in epsom salts and try to gently express the fluids (Oh, yes, Oreo will love this. He's already growling at anyone who even looks at his paw, and he hissed and scratched me while I was examining it.

I'm keeping a close-eye on the swelling and the color of the puss, and will have hubby take him to the vet if he doesn't improve.

Do you think God is giving me this ornery injured critter to keep my mind off my own troubles?

Thanks God, but I think I would rather knit, blog or watch a movie, than squeeze pus from a pissed off cat.

God, I promise to stop my whining, if you make my little tuxedo furball all better. And if you could please protect me and hubby from sharp claws, I will be very grateful.....

Amen,

25 comments :

Christy said...

But he looks so happy on your lap there! Poor kitty, poor hubby, poor crockpot! Man, what a week you've had. 2009 has to be better!

Laughing Orca Ranch said...

lol! But what you can't hear is his constant growling, if I even move an inch. I swear he sounds like a hormonal bobcat out in the forest. gah!

Here's to a happier, healthier and more-appliance-friendly 2009!

~Lisa

Farmer Jen said...

I'm glad your step mother is gone now. Don't let her back in again. Will your Dad help pay for the disposal his wife broke while staying with you for the holidays?

Pet illness and injuries always seem to happen on the weekends or holidays. I just spent $162 and two days driving back and forth for 140 miles total to have one of my cats treated for a bladder infection. At least she got sick in between Christmas and New Year's this time, and I was glad I was here to take care of her. So it's oral antibiotics twice per day for 2 weeks, special food for a week and solitary quarters for her during that time. Neither she nor I are very happy about it.

Happy New Year to all of us!

20 meter circle of life said...

Wow, what a few weeks you have had. Well all you can do is laugh, nothing is going to change and this to shall pass, not nearly fast enough but it will pass!!!

Gail said...

Hang in there! Next year will be better and that is tomorrow!
Happy New Year!
Gail

Cheryl Ann said...

Lisa, when it rains, it pours! Oh, my! That's a LOT for you to deal with right now. I remember when I was taking care of my mom. Her psychiatrist gave me some advice: "YOU have to be healthy yourself to take care of your mom! Make sure you have some time of your own, for your own sanity." You can't take care of others while your body is stressed trying to heal itself. Would it be possible for you to get some help for a while? Your poor kitty! My white male (neutered) cat came to the door one morning covered with blood! He got in a fight during the night and had a huge puncture wound on his neck. I rushed him to the vet clinic and about $350 later, he re-emerged with a tube sticking out! On these cold nights, thank goodness he stays in!

Laura said...

Oh no! Poor kitty. Poor Lisa! I'm sorry to hear that things still aren't going too well for you! Here's hoping 2009 turns things around for you! At least your step-mother is gone, that is something positive...

Gone2theDawgs said...

Hey Lisa! Guess what?!! It's a New Year starting tomorrow! Your relatives are gone, your kitty is safe and under close scrutiny, you are on the mend, and everyone is wishing you the best New Year yet!! There's a lot of positive being put out there in the universe for you!! Hugs! Tammy :)

Dan and Betty said...

Are we sure the Orca is still laughing? Hang in there girl.

Dan

Carolynn Anctil said...

Yikes, Girl! Can you set up a daybed downstairs where you can be more a part of the action? Poor kitty. Glad to hear she escaped the coyotes. I was thinking I had things pretty bad over here, but I don't have coyotes snapping at my backside....just tax men. ;oÞ

Okay...those are enough injuries and disasters...start healing over there!

GreyWolf said...

Try feeding MadCat a little booze to calm him down...a shot of Jack ought to work fine....It is New Years eve after all...
Dip his hurt paw in it and let him lick it off...That ought to take care of that infection too!!!
OH, but wear LONG leather gloves...just in case ;)

Jocelyn said...

For Pete's sake Sister girl!
Some sort of bad ju ju has plugged into your household!

Maybe you need to do a smudging and get a priest over ASAP?

We had a dew claw ripped out on our Blue Heeler just day before yesterday. So gross! Poor Pup! She slept with us and never moved!

Carla said...

Poor kitty! I'm glad he got away from the coyotes! I hate when we can hear them near the house. It sounds like ghosts and you know the crescendo you hear in their howls means they are chasing something.

I bet Oreo will take care of his own paw with licking. If not, it's time to break out your largest towel, wrap him all up tight and squeeze. Be sure to close the door to your room, or you'll lose him. I love the beauty mark on his lip, next to his nose. Enjoy his snuggles.

Carla said...

Hi, me again. Thought you could use a giggle regarding Oreo.
http://rulingcatsanddogs.com/funny-pet-stuff-joke-cat-pill.htm

Fantastyk Voyager said...

I like Grey Wolf's idea of dipping the paw in booze. Just don't drink it afterwards. Pour yourself another glass. LOL.

It sure is frustrating, isn't it?

20 meter circle of life said...

Lisa
I finally got my tags done on my posts, you can read all about my BIG accident under enteries marked Fear

linda m said...

Lisa, so sorry to hear about your poor kitty! 2009 has got to be better than 2008. Sending tons of positive energy your way. Is there any way that you could move downstairs during the day to be more a part of every day life? Glad your stepmom finally left; she sounds like a walking disaster. You'll have to start up a cemetery in the back yard for all your "expired" appliances.
Happy New Year and best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Linda M

billie said...

You're in the midst of what sounds like a very tough patch - sending good thoughts for some peace, healing, and the best possible news from your knee exam.

Hang in there.

ChicagoGrrrl said...

i think you should send the bill for a new garbage disposal and cleaning, repair of the septic system to your father and step-monster. and DO not invite them again. They do not respect you and your house. Having them stay with you during the holiday is not worth it. is there a hotel nearby? then they can stay there, but they do too much damage, physical and emotional. your father does not stand up to her, he doesnt want to deal wiht her and plays that role with her too - the doormat.
Hope you and your cat guy get better. and lets hear about the new camera, the one you get when you return the undesired one!

Pony Girl said...

Lisa, you are too funny! When it rains it pours. Although your day sounded a bit like mine yesterday. I was sick all day, there was brown water coming out of my faucets, a tub that wouldn't drain, then the vacuum started making funny noises and smelled hot....you know, it's a good thing I didn't have any party plans that involved alcohol last night or I might have been drunker than a skunk!
Sorry to hear about your barn kitty! I do hope he is better soon, he seems content now curled up with you. ;) He's a bed kitty now!
Oh~check your email, I have a question for ya!
Happy new year to you and yours!

cdncowgirl said...

Poor Oreo :(

Just think, bad things come in 3's so y'all should be in the clear now
1 - your injury
2 - the chaos/havoc resulting from the in-laws (outlaws?? lol)
3 - Oreo's injury

Celeste said...

Lisa,
It definitely sounds to me like you have been sent a furry patient to distract from your own problems! :)

Denise- LessIsMore17 said...

Aw poor kitty, hope he'll be OK and back out in the barn soon!

Welcome To Wilmoth Farms said...

I am so sorry but your last couple weeks sound like mine! But you can at least add humor to your writings! I just ranted and raved today...and feel no better. I'm updating about Norms SCL surgery on my blog, so check it to find out what your in for....poor kitty....yes there are better things to do than squeeze puss from a pissed off cat, but like you said, all things happen for a reason, be glad of something to take your mind off your troubles! Loved the Pyranees, they are one of my faves! maybe he'll stop by again! Thinking of you!

Andrea said...

Okay, I am sorry but I was so laughing when I read the part about your son and the crock pot!! LOL!! OH dear, that was funny! I am sure it wasn't at the time, but it had me laughing. It sure sounds like something that would have happened at my house!

And YIKES, that propane!! Some people!!

And your poor kitty. At least he got away!! He is such a handsome devil. I hope he gets better soon, with no vet visit, those can be finacially painful!!